During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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