Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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