Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's official drugs can't kill me
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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