But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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