The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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