I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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