Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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