how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Couch. On fire.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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