in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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