Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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