I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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