Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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