Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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