It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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