My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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