Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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