But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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