How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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