$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Come see our sink grown plant.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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