threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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