So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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