You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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