the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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