I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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