Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?

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(831): View more from California

Hey, what are you up to?

(802): View more from Vermont

Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

(802): View more from Vermont

Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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(415): View more from California

i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.

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(904): View more from Florida

He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.

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(650): View more from California

I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there

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(708): View more from Illinois

i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.

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