you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him