is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am in a vortex of obligation.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.