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(248): View more from Michigan

is swine flu sexually transmttd?

(313): View more from Michigan

Ha no, why?

(248): View more from Michigan

sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am in a vortex of obligation.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married

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(949): View more from California

shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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(520): View more from Arizona

He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".

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(512): View more from Texas

Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.

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