that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it