Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge

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(519): View more from Ontario

he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes

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(432): View more from Texas

He looks like he has a penis

(210): View more from Texas

What the fuck

(432): View more from Texas

A good one, a good penis

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked

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(208): View more from Idaho

Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.

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(213): View more from California

I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song

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(916): View more from California

He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.

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(209): View more from California

So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.

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