help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
