two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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