I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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