So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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