I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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