I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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