D3 body, D1 cock
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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