school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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