My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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