upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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