One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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