My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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