Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
