its not stalking. its research.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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