Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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