He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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