is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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