do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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