I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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