i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
