Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you traded sex for a burrito?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Randomize
