How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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