Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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