we're blogging at a bar
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
