you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
third nipple confirmed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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