wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
