morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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