I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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