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(917): View more from New York City

i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.

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(260): View more from Indiana

You told him you loved him!?

(1-260): View more from Indiana

I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

did i really sing to your nipples last night?

(731): View more from Tennessee

yes. and it was oddly very seductive

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(530): View more from California

they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.

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