I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
