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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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