if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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